Incredible India! - Can God save this country ?

If you cross the The North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years of hard labour in an isolated prison.


If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.


If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get jailed.


If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get "kidnapped" and may be never heard of again.


If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get branded as a spy and your fate is sealed.


If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get thrown into a political prison to rot.


If you cross the British border illegally, you get arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence.


Now if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get

1.   A ration card

2.   A passport ( More than one - if you please ! )

3.   A driver's licence

4.   A voter’s identity card

5.   Credit cards


6.   A Haj subsidy
 
7.   Job reservation

8.   Special privileges for minorities

9.   Government housing on subsidized rent


10. Loan to buy a house

11.  Free education

12. Free health care
 

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your  "cause"

14. The right to talk about secularism, which you might not have heard about in your own country!

15. And of-course voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes

      Hats off to
 
  

       i.            Corrupt and communal Indian politicians .  

     ii.            The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force.

    iii.            The silly pseudo-secularists in India, who promote traitors      staying here. 

    iv.             The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That's why people     like Afzal Guru are still alive, and the same will happen with Kasab.

      v.            The selfish Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the dangers to their own country. They conveniently forget some Hindus are living as refugees in this country called Hindustan.

    vi.            The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when human beings were human beings.